Privates is the first miniseries of It's All Been Done Radio Hour. It is a spoof of noir detective stories, with rapid-fire puns, double entendre, and other word play. It premiered in September 2018 and ran through April 2019.
Installments air in mostly continuous months and make up one complete story, told in chapters. It's running time is between five and ten minutes per segment, longer than a typical Radio Hour commercial, but shorter than a normal segment.
The lead character is Jake Cotton, and his mission is to find the missing leopard of his ex-girlfriend, Dame Judy Bench.
- Jake Cotton played by Keith Jackson. Jake is dedicated to the job, and has a weakness for certain women, especially Judy. He knows he shouldn't still hold a torch for her, but he can't help himself, even though he dumped her.
- Frank Berry played by Shane Stefanchik. The ex-boyfriend of Cordelia Bench, Frank is a scam artist who seems to like Jake, though Jake detests Frank.
- Dame Judy Bench played by Kristin Green. Jake's ex-girlfriend and a woman of wealth, as is her whole family. She has a pet leopard and a hard time letting go of Jake, who didn't defer to her like other men have.
- Dame Cordelia Bench played by Samantha Stark. Judy's rich, eccentric mother.
- Johan played by Dan Condo. Cordelia's man-servant.
|1||Chapter One||Jerome Wetzel||Nick Arganbright||Show XXXIX|
|2||Chapter Two||Jerome Wetzel||Nick Arganbright||Show XL|
|3||Chapter Three||Jerome Wetzel||Nick Arganbright||Show XLI|
|4||Chapter Four||Jerome Wetzel||Kristin Green||Show XLIII|
|5||Chapter Five||Jerome Wetzel||Nick Arganbright||Show XLV|
|6||Chapter Six||Jerome Wetzel||Nick Arganbright||Show XLVI|