"U.L.P. Recruiting Ad" is a commercial-length installment that ran between the conclusion of Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One Volume 2 and the start of Daniel Kravitz, Chosen One Volume 3. It is considered episode 0 of the third volume. It was performed as the second commercial in Show XLI on November 10, 2018 at MadLab theatre in Columbus, OH. It was released as podcast commercial #100.
Written by Jerome Wetzel
Directed by Nick Arganbright
Cast[]
Shane Stefanchik as Rufus Reginald Rochester
Nathan Haley as Daniel Kravitz
Story[]
Rufus Reginald Rochester is recording a video congratulating all who find it for being eligible to apply to the new U.L.P.! Putting together the complicated clues Rufus left in the world was only the first step in joining the secret organization that intended to remain secret. Finding this video allowed the applicant to come to the office and apply to undergo a series of tests.
Before Rufus can give further details, he is interrupted by Daniel Kravitz and Grezit the Green, who call his methods 'boring.' Grezit wants to try to make a commercial, and Daniel lets him, to Rufus' chagrin.
Grezit calls for all those who are most fierce to join with him and all the others of the U.L.P., which be begins listing individually. Cut off, Grezit encourages applicants to come to the address at the bottom of the screen and fight him, and then the Gahroo goes into how he will slaughter and desecrate said applicants in graphic detail. Rufus is gratified to have been proven right, that letting Grezit record was a bad idea.
Sighing, Daniel decides he must do it himself. He launches into a false heroic voice as 'Radio's Daniel Kravitz' and tells any who watch that the U.L.P. is no longer old and stuff, but cool. If you want to save the world from the Ultimate Evil, monsters, etc., join.
Daniel yells "Cut, print!" as he walks off, ignoring Rufus' admonition that Daniel didn't even tell them how to apply.
Notes[]
While not confirmed as of yet, it is most likely that Rufus was allowed to put his video and clues out into the world and Daniel and Grezit's versions were never released.
It is unknown why Daniel called himself 'Radio's Daniel Kravitz,' as it has never been explained in canon. Though, it is possible that he was remembering being a character in a radio show once when he slipped out of his dimension ("Daniel & Grezit's Crazy Christmas").